The Holy Empire of Gods holy land is a large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 50 million Gods holy landians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 8.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Gods holy landian economy, worth 3.26 trillion robuxes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 65,106 robuxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Mechanics are often exhausted by their work, uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, and posters on 'Gods Holy Landian Values' advise against being proud of Gods holy land. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Gods holy land's national animal is the god, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Gods holy land is ranked 101,594^th in the world and 3,210^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.